Terms of service
Agreement Between User and Dirty Laundry
Welcome to Dirty Laundry. The Dirty Laundry website (the "Site") is comprised of various web pages operated by Dirty Laundry. Dirty Laundry is offered to you conditioned upon your acceptance, without modification, of the terms, conditions, and notices contained herein (the "Terms"). Your use of Dirty Laundry constitutes your agreement to all such Terms. Please read these Terms carefully and keep a copy for your reference.
Dirty Laundry is an e-commerce website offering a variety of humorous apparel to the general public.
Privacy
Your use of Dirty Laundry is subject to our Privacy Policy. Please review our Privacy Policy, which governs the Site and informs users of our data collection, use, and storage practices in accordance with New Zealand’s Privacy Act 2020.
Electronic Communications
Visiting Dirty Laundry or sending emails to Dirty Laundry constitutes electronic communications. By engaging in such communications, you consent to receive electronic messages and agree that all agreements, notices, disclosures, and other communications provided electronically (via email, SMS, or on the Site) satisfy any legal requirement for written communication under New Zealand law.
Age Restrictions
Dirty Laundry does not knowingly collect personal information, either online or offline, from individuals under the age of thirteen. If you are under the age of 18, you may use the Site only with the permission and supervision of a parent or guardian.
Links to Third-Party Sites and Services
Dirty Laundry may contain links to third-party websites ("Linked Sites"). These Linked Sites are not controlled by Dirty Laundry, and we are not responsible for their content or any changes made to them. The inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement or association with the Linked Site or its operators.
Certain services available via Dirty Laundry may be delivered by third-party sites or organisations. By using such services originating from the Dirty Laundry domain, you acknowledge and consent that Dirty Laundry may share relevant information with these third parties for the provision of services, consistent with the New Zealand Privacy Act 2020.
Permitted Use and Intellectual Property
Dirty Laundry grants you a non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to access and use the Site in compliance with these Terms. As a condition of your use, you agree:
- Not to use the Site for any purpose that violates New Zealand law or these Terms.
- Not to engage in activities that disrupt or damage the Site or impair other users' access.
All content on the Site—including text, graphics, logos, images, and software—is the property of Dirty Laundry or its suppliers and is protected under New Zealand copyright laws and international treaties. You may not modify, publish, distribute, or exploit this content without explicit written permission.
Your use of the Site grants no ownership rights over its intellectual property.
International Users
Dirty Laundry operates from its offices in New Zealand. Users accessing the Site from other jurisdictions must comply with local laws. Use of the Site in violation of any applicable local law is prohibited.
Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold Dirty Laundry, its officers, employees, and agents harmless from any claims, liabilities, or costs (including reasonable legal fees) arising from your use of the Site, any breach of these Terms, or any violation of third-party rights or applicable laws.
Dispute Resolution
In the event of a dispute related to these Terms or the Site, the matter will be resolved through arbitration in New Zealand, consistent with the Arbitration Act 1996. If arbitration is unsuccessful, the matter may proceed to the New Zealand courts.
If any provision of these Terms is determined to be invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall remain in effect.
Liability Disclaimer
The information, services, and products provided on the Site are offered on an "as-is" basis without warranties of any kind, except as required by the Consumer Guarantees Act 1993 (CGA). Dirty Laundry disclaims all liability for inaccuracies, interruptions, or delays in services provided through the Site.
To the extent permitted by law, Dirty Laundry is not liable for any damages—including direct, indirect, or consequential damages—arising from your use of the Site. Your statutory rights under the CGA remain unaffected.
Termination of Access
Dirty Laundry reserves the right to terminate or restrict your access to the Site at any time without notice for breaches of these Terms or other lawful reasons. This agreement is governed by New Zealand law, and disputes will be subject to the jurisdiction of the New Zealand courts.
Changes to Terms
Dirty Laundry reserves the right to revise these Terms at any time. Updates will be posted on this page, and continued use of the Site constitutes acceptance of revised Terms. We encourage periodic review to remain informed.
Contact Us
For inquiries or comments regarding these Terms:
Email: dirtylaundry2002@gmail.com
This document is designed to reflect New Zealand legal standards, including compliance with the Privacy Act 2020, Consumer Guarantees Act 1993, and other applicable laws.